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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages — welcome to the late late late edition of Clown Planet News (Friday February 27, 2026). We hit a stack of stories: alleged IRS data-sharing violations, the USCCB filing a SCOTUS amicus on birthright citizenship, the ongoing debate over the 14th Amendment (“miracle amendment”), corporate surveillance via automated license plate readers, media consolidation panic, AI dystopia updates, inflation chatter, and the drumbeat toward another foreign-policy “deadline.”
Chapters / Timestamps below so you can jump around.
What you’ll hear in this episode
Allegations that the government breaks the law with impunity
USCCB’s amicus brief opposing the effort to end birthright citizenship
A deep dive into claims about the 14th Amendment’s ratification history and how courts use it
Corporate + law enforcement data pipelines (retail, license plate readers, “privacy policies”)
Media mergers, market jitters, inflation headlines, and elite enclaves
Tech dystopia: AI monitoring, age verification surveillance, and more
Escalation narratives and the “deadline” talk around Iran
Resources mentioned (as referenced in the show)
USCCB / SCOTUS amicus on birthright citizenship
Commentary about retail surveillance + plate readers / “Flock Safety” style systems
Courthouse News link referenced regarding EPA regulation rollbacks (as cited verbally)
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00:00 Late late late intro + DST / “turn your clocks forward”
01:49 IRS allegedly broke the law 42,695 times (data-sharing)
03:22 USCCB files SCOTUS amicus vs ending birthright citizenship
07:16 “No valid 14th Amendment?” — 1957 David Lawrence article + ratification claims
20:54 NYC officials in a Muslim prayer before eating (clip discussion)
21:43 Tampa airport “banning pajamas/Crocs” joke & people reacting
22:45 Home Depot/Lowe’s + surveillance / license plate reader data pipeline
26:05 USCCB + “Catholic majority court” framing commentary
26:24 CNN / Warner Bros / Ellison control + media consolidation chatter
29:02 UBS downgrade, inflation/PPI talk, markets + “AI air coming out”
37:30 Clinton/Epstein testimony + “pizza boxes” headlines riff
39:04 California feral cat feeding ban controversy
40:18 EPA moves to revoke Biden-era mercury/toxic air regs (reaction)
42:05 US military uses laser—shoots down CBP drone (oops)
43:21 “Illegal is illegal… unless…” immigration clip joke
44:39 Georgia cops warn parents: don’t pack booze in kids lunches
45:35 Burger King AI headset bot checks for “please/thank you”
46:39 Indian Creek Island: ultra-wealth enclave + tax flight narrative
48:17 Executive power over elections / emergency talk (concerns)
50:48 Instagram tool alerts parents about self-harm searches (parenting rant)
52:21 Texas “Bible-infused” curriculum chaos (hundreds of errors)
55:22 Travel trend: Montana community + Yellowstone access
55:37 Bears stadium move to Indiana (quick sports aside)
56:41 Valerian root “nature’s Valium” (sleep/anxiety herb)
58:52 FIFA/Board of Peace “build pitches in Gaza” AI video commentary
1:02:19 NATO “combat cyborg cockroaches” swarm bio-tech headline
1:02:56 Rubio/Iran “look how close they are to our bases” meme
1:04:20 Trump/Iran enrichment talk + “not backed by intel” claims
1:06:01 War buildup, carrier groups, deadlines, evacuations list
1:13:24 War Powers bill / “let troops get hit to build support” commentary
1:15:07 Spy jet over missile silo states + escalation vibes
1:16:42 FDA frozen blueberries recall headline riff
1:17:12 “Epstein Binder Day” + this-day-in-history wrap
1:20:42 Closing: confession, content plans, movie review idea
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